Smuch

It has a different meaning when dirrected to a man or woman. If it is directed to a woman, then it means she is a curvy cutie with a real booty. If it is directed to a man, then he is a withered old retard.

Woah, she’s a real smuch!
or
Wow, that dude is acting like a god damned smuch.

by Deus Ex Human Revolution October 30, 2017

Cunt Smucker

When a man puts large amounts of Smucker's jelly inside of a woman's vagina, he will enthusiastically suck out and eat all of the jelly.

"I'm so full, I just cunt smuckered that bitch".

"So I was with my boyfriend last night, and it turns out that he's a huge cunt smucker".

by Jolly Jerry May 22, 2009

ock smucker

the nice way of calling someone a cock sucker

Wen the kids are around I don't like to cuss but sometimes this jitts can be an ock smucker ...

Sometimes wen my wife is around I just wanna call her a cock sucker but then she tells me I need to be nice so I said ok u ock smucker

by Steven bunton May 5, 2021

Smudge

Local retard

Usually bums ‘jakes’

Whoa smudge has had that finger up his nose since this morning

by Kenneth Branagh February 16, 2019

Smudge Baby

A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.

Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:

http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257

Phil looked at Matt and observed drily, "Mark just birthed a smudge baby all over your sofa."

by Carnifex2009 April 3, 2009

Smudge

A fat, fluffy, grey, lazy beast. That spends most of her time inside, curled up into a ball in front of the warmth of a fire. And has long ear hair. But most importantly is a cat the has a smudge on her right lower arm.

Damn is smudge get away from the milk

by Izzy.... October 29, 2018

smuckers

personal lubricant

he put smuckers on his dick and jerk it

by tim walters April 29, 2009