salandered

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander

those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.

by shanipriya August 14, 2010

Derek Sanders

Lead vocalist for punk band, mayday parade.

a)is one of the greatest people to walk the planet.

b)has amazing hair

c)knows how to write songs.

<3

songs derek sanders wrote:

three cheers for five years
terrible things

albums by mayday parade (in order)

tales told by dead friends

a lesson in romantics

anywhere but here

voldesta

mayday parade

by helen.melon November 13, 2011

sanders republican

Republican who votes for Bernie Sanders.

In the 1980s Ronald Reagan was backed by many Democrats, they were called Reagan-Democrats. For 30 years Bernie Sanders has cultivated a Republican backing with his ideas and they will be known as Sanders Republicans.

by PeterV3 November 2, 2015

Slender man

Some Tall pale guy that get’s pissed when you take this papers

Some slender man is gunna kill me

by Theh publisher November 12, 2019

anal sanders

A.) The creepy old man who ate Kernel Sanders and roams the night as a male whore taking chicken instead of money for sex.
N.) The act of stuffing/shoving/ramming KFC brand chicken up your lovers rectum (a.k.a. anal cavity) and proceeding to eat it out while they scream, "FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!"
A.) When your feeling horny and daddy asks what you want for dinner and you proclaim, "Anal Sanders!".
L.) When your aunt Betsy overcooks the Thanksgiving turkey and it tastes like Kernel Sander's butthole.

Aunt Betsy: How's the turkey, fam?
Little Tim: This tastes like what daddy did to mommy last night!
Uncle Steve: Ahh, your Aunt Betsy and I know the good ol' anal sanders well.

by KinkyAnal.Cum April 25, 2016

Thomas Sanders

Thomas Sander is the definition of a perfect and pure being. He cares a lot about his fans (the fanders) and he's a pretty neat dude oh and he also has an obsession with his butt.

Person 1: Hey man, You know how Thomas Sander is an awesome person?
Person 2: Yeah! who doesn't know that? We all worship Thomas Sanders

by pileoftrash101 July 2, 2020

roblox slender

11yo thinking they cool for thinking they get girls when in reality all they get is lego girls in a online game otherwise known as "c&p". they also act tough saying "mic up" and gives you their discord but then they have this squeaky voice saying stuff only a 5th grader would say and they are very rare species the only places you'll find them is in animation mocap or in ragdoll engine usually wearing 6 hairs and emo type shirt and pants standing by a pixel little girl calling him daddy and stuff but then yet again he gets no girls also they usually have a multiplication equation such as "646x324" some dont even know the purpose of it

XxxSavageGirlxxX: ooo look at that roblox slender that is a tall guy with stitch face and korblox he must be so rich i should call him daddy and make him suck my pixels!"
469x932: hah look at me getting all the girls with my plastic abs

me: ok?

469x932: mic up
me: ok...?
~in the call~
469x932: YOU LITTLE #### NEVER MAKE FUN OF ME I WILL PUNCH YOU SO BADLY

me: go ahead try.
469x932: your just sped you get no girls

me: oh so your saying XxxSavageGirlxxX is your girl that is probably your uncle?
~slender makes a random excuse to leave the call~

by im in school lolz April 30, 2021