Sloane

Sloane is an amazing,kind beautiful person who everyone loves. She has sexy body with abs and a juicy butt and boobs She cares about everyone and there feelings. She’s so loyal and gets all the guys 24/7. She likes guys that treat her like she’s a princess and makes her feel loyal. Everyone is always asking for pics of her hot body everyone wants to be friends with her. People are always asking if she’s a model also she LOVES guys with abs and a HOT bellybutton tho sometimes she can get flustered she always finds a way to solve her problems

#hot #booty #abs #loyal

Sloane is an amazing girl who everyone loves!

by Bellybutton May 2, 2018

sloading

A page or video loading at a exasperatingly slow rate.

Dude I got this really cool site to show you. Aw dammit this thing is sloading.

by atgtatooo October 9, 2010

Sloading

When a video on YouTube (or anything else) is loading really slowly.

Caesar: Hey, are we going to watch this video or what?
Fabio: Sorry dude, it's still sloading.

by Commodore Snarky February 26, 2011

sloanaphobia

its the fear of cool people

Cody: OMG I HAVE SLOANAPHOBIA!

Brian: What's that dude?

Cody: The fear of cool people!!!

Hot Girl: Hey Brian! You're looking pretty cool!

Brian: Thanks!

Cody: AHHHHHH!!! SLOANAPHOBIA!!! (Runs away screaming)

by sammmxobam April 22, 2011

Sloaning

Randomly jumping in others conversations.

Stop sloaning my conversation.

by Rainstain November 6, 2019

SLOAN Ranger

Definition - A man who films video in meetings of people before using them for his own emotional and sexual gratification.

SLOAN is an acronym for - Secretly Loves Obtaining Any Nudity

Ranger due to the fact that they are usually people who move around a lot from different jobs and roles in an effort to obtain new footage

Usually short and seedy little men with nothing better to do.

Another video ffs! Mate you are turning into a real Sloan Ranger

by BershamBackdoor October 12, 2021

Sloan

A putrid chipmunk looking fuckwit who has turrets syndrome and thinks he is characters from various videogames. He's always in your space and never shuts the fuck up. He's completely delusional and usually doesn't even know where he is. He makes you want to asphyxiate yourself with barbed wire.

Jesus. Sloan is convulsing again on the floor, pretending to be Mario.

by 8BitMick January 7, 2018