Slippery Muffin

When you drink milk out of a woman's vagina during oral sex.

The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with my girlfriend after a long day of work.

by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

slipped the fish

The memorable and gross experience of getting a really bad handshake from a limp-wristed person. The handshake feels like trying to grip the head of a dead fish and reflects someone who was never taught to shake hands properly.

The feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it is thought about AND especially when one sees "the limpy" again. Its recurring nature casts "the limpy" in a perpetually bad light. The sufferer of the experience sometimes foolishly tries to correct it by retrying the handshake only to get slipped the fish again, making the memory & suffering even worse.

Tyrell: Malik from Accounting just DOES NOT have a firm handshake...

Sally: Yeah I got slipped the fish by that one the first time I met him. Now when I see him I shiver. Yuck. He's a wiener leaner too...

Tyrell: Is he ill ?? or what ?

by joedaprogramma March 10, 2014

Slippery Taco

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and diarrhea comes out her ass, then slides down, lubing up her pussy.

1. My lady's pussy is so dry, last night I made chili just for the glimmer of hope to get a slippery taco.

2. It's not a real slippery taco unless there is a piece of corn hanging on to his nuts when he pulls out.

by DaXymbiont May 20, 2015

slippin' on my pimpin'

essentially meaning to fuck up

guy 1: bruh i totally bombed that exam.... guy 2: well did you study?.... guy 1: nah... guy 2: damn my dude, you're slipping' on your pimpin'.... guy 1: forreal bruh

guy 1: dude that girl just told me to fuck off, third time tonight, i'm slippin' on my pimpin'

by johnnytwothumbs December 11, 2018

slippery tube dude

A common internet name for the snake

its somewhere in the middle of nope rope and boop noodle

Person 1: Oh heck it's a danger noodle!
Person 2: No man it's my slippery tube dude

by Hater67876 May 14, 2019

Slippery Brick

Insult used by Irish dairy farmers in the mid-eighteenth century to imply that someone was like butter (aka slippery, as in untrustworthy). Kind of a catchall insult similar to « fuck you! »

Ye took my cow, ye slippery brick!

I canna believe ye slept with Connor’s wife, ye really slipped his brick.

by a_bigyoshi December 3, 2021

Slippery bob

Slippery Bob his true name is Brian Fritz Runs a YouTube channel named @network126

he scams

he hoards

he screams try living my life

Slippery bob the YouTube scammer

by The Leif Harald May 26, 2023