slipknot

kickass metal-thrash band. with such songs as Duality, People=Shit, and Wait and Bleed. Originated in Iowa.

me- "Slipknot is quite possibly the best thing to come outta Iowa"
my friend- "where the hell is your slipknot cd?"

by eliz April 26, 2005

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Slipknot are one of the best bands around, if you actually take the time to listen to their music you will see that it is actually amazing! They also have the fittest drummer of all time, so instead of writing shit about them on here, why don't you do something good with you're time and listen to their music!

"Slipknot are so much better than those crappy townie groups, like blazin squad!"

by Joey April 03, 2004

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Originating in a mystical land known as "Iowa", Slipknot is an angsty mallcore band who are a favorite of teenage girls, pseudo-goths, and other Hot Topic drama whores. Consisting of at least 100 members (many of which were unsuspecting victims randomly abducted off the street), Slipknot is fronted by singer Corey "Midget" Taylor, drummer Joey "Fag" Jordison, and token fatass Shawn "Clown" Crahan. Their lyrics are the typical angst-ridden gay shit such as bleeding to death, Satanism, imaginary girlfriends, and gouging your eyes out.

All of the band members wear boilersuits and distinct masks to hide the semen and Santorum stains on their faces.

When not bitching, whining, and cursing in interviews about how "fucking brutal" they are, the band members can be found engaging in homosexual acts and beating each other to death with frozen cow heads and dead babies.

Fans of Slipknot are called "maggots" because most of them are extremely fat, slimy, and pale-skinned from never going outside. Strangely enough, most (if not all) Slipknot fans are also complete faggots.

Famous Slipknot Lyrics:

-PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT!!!
-EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHGH!!!
-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH EAAAAAAAAAAARGH UGH UGH!!!!11ONEONE AEAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

by MaidenAndPriestRule September 02, 2005

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Ok, so, slipknot are an amazing band. To be fair, I understand that people don't like them, but that doesn't matter. As if they care what you think. obviously, if you're one of their fans, they probably would care, because, you know, they need fans to get money. In my opinion they are the best metal band around, and i listen to a fucking lot of metal. And, ok, they may not be as talented as the likes of metallica or maiden, but they are a fuck lot more talented than you. have any of you tried to play any of their songs? the large percentage of them is actually very very hard to play, and then you try circle head banging at the same time. go on, try it. joey jordison is probably one of the most talented musicians in the world, so don't start saying shit about him. and then the fact that they have 9 members. you try and get 9 people all playing perfectly with each other. all of you fuckwit haters really should think. and to be honest, they are probably the most 'mainstream'(by which i mean big in the music industry) metal band at the moment. sorry, sorry, after metallica. this is just to explain to all of you, they wear the masks so that they is no hype outside of the band about who they are and focuses more on the music. Oh, and because they do look fucking awesome. i know that they probably arent the best band in the world, but theyr my favourite so yeah up yours. most of slipknot's fans arent dickheaded fat kids or pimply angry teenagers. they are people who arent exactly conforming, aren't exactly happy, aren't exactly simple, stupid people. ok there will be the you know ten twenty percent who are, but you'd get that with any other band. please give them a chance, they are mindblowingly brilliant. trust. :)

She seemed dressed in all of me
Stretched across my shame,
All the torment and the pain
Leaked through and covered me.

I'd do anything to have her to myself,
Just to have her for myself.

Now I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do
When she makes me sad.

She is everything to me,
The unrequited dream,
The song that no one sings,
The unattainable.
She's a myth that I have to believe in,
All I need to make it real is one more reason.

I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do when she makes me sad.

But I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.

A catch in my throat, choke,
Torn into pieces, I won't. Be.

I don't want to be this but
I won't let this build up inside of me (won't let this build up inside of me) x4

She isn't real.
I can't make her real.
She isn't real.
I can't make her real

oh my god, all theyr songs really are about wanting to kill themselves and how much they hate the world. and shit.
all you haters out there are completely right. yeah, and, because i like slipknot, now i'm going to go off and cry and cut my wrists, because, i like slipknot.

ooh, one thing though, try writing a song or poetry that deep.

by off my face April 16, 2009

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A nu-metal band from Des Moines, Iowa which consists of 9 members numbered 0-8. This band is completely misunderstood by the bored youth surrounding fans who claim that SlipKnot is emo and is meaningless shit.

Dude with a Cannibal Corpse Shirt: "SlipKnot iz t3h sux"
Me: "Umm, aight? how so?"
DWACCS: "Hurr, because i'm a stupid bored 12 year old with no respect for other's opinions you emo fuck!"
Me: "Ok, first off I'm not emo, and second: why the hell do you think it matters to me?"
DWACCS: "I dunno, I just like to see how many thumbs down i get on my YouTube comments lollollol, listen to real metal, homo!"
Me: "Cannibal Corpse is not real metal either, real metal was in like, the 80's or something."
DWACCS: "N-N-NOOOO!!! *SNIFF* I HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE SO I INSULT AN AWSOME BAND ON URBAN DICTIONARY! *sob*"

by pseudonymlike wordish thing April 07, 2009

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