Slimy Stuey

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's nose.

My girlfriend got me with a wet willy so I gave her the ultimate payback with a Slimy Stuey!

by Dr. Clyde Hyde September 6, 2016

slimy bacon

When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle

She gave me such a slimy bacon last night

by Dicksoncider February 9, 2017

Slimy Dragon

The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.

Jake: dude my fucking house burned down while I was doing the slimy dragon

by bde_niko October 26, 2020

Slimy Frankfurter

When you cover your erect penis in Vaseline and meat jelly, and proceed to shove it in to every hole conceivable.

"Did you hear what Steve did? He got arrested for doing Slimy Frankfurter at a Pre-School!"

by MobileVirginConversionUnit January 9, 2021

slippy slimy surprise

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax

"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)

by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021

Slimy juicy snail boner

number 15. wet juicy slime dimmer the number 1 source of slime in your ass. you can lick it, suck it, put it in your mouth. You can stuff it in your ass, and make it extra cummy bummy

wow Justins got a massive Slimy juicy snail boner

by Fuck_me_daddy69 😩 April 15, 2023

Slimy

When you take your best friends clothes

“Is that my shirt, slimy”

by Imthatratshat June 23, 2020