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sleeping awake

The act in which someone, often at a work station, is so finely on the cusp of sleep yet in a mental state of readiness.
Guy no. 1: What can you see on that monitor?

Guy no.2: What? ...Oh yep, that's not good, let's go sort that out.

Guy no.1: Dude were you just sleeping?

Guy no.2: Nope I was sleeping awake, it's different.
by Dornelio June 8, 2010
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Sleeping Man

A poor quality pick up move, where a man refuses to leaves someone's bed by pretending to be asleep.

Often used by people who have no game, or just genuinely shit blokes
-"your mate pulled out the 'sleeping man' last night, he must have been struggling"
-"what a sad, poor, lonely, misguided soul. pity the man"
by grundy88 November 25, 2011
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Sleeping Condiments

Anything you use when you're sleeping/going to sleep. These 'condiments' include pillows, blow-up mattresses, sleep attire, lingerie, blankets, etc.
Be sure to bring your sleeping condiments when you come over.
by Urban Defines July 9, 2017
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Sleeping Beauty

Refers to the Sleeping Beauty Diet.

1. Adj. The description of individual who sleeps to avoid eating or hunger, typically anorexics.
2. N. An action done by these individuals.
She was supposed to meet me at 5, but pulled a sleeping beauty to avoid dinner.
She is such a sleeping beauty, so thin and frail. She probably hasn't eaten in days.
by bunnysparrow January 31, 2018
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Sleeping Bag

"I want that Sleeping Bag bro... making money while i'm sleep. Ya feel me?"

"Buy me a couple houses, get me a few tenants... then boom, I got that Sleeping Bag"
by Mkhai Sphinx June 21, 2019
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Sleeping Beauty

The act of jizzing on someone's eyes in their sleep. The receipient will either a) wake up hours later with their eyes crusted over with semen or b) wake up shortly afterwards wondering what is in their eyes and smear it around their face with their hands.
"Oh shit, dawg! I gave that ho a sleeping beauty! Bitch woke up screamin', "AHHH! NIGGA I CAN'T SEE!!!!"

-or-

"I gave that fucker a sleeping beauty and five minutes later he wiped the cum all over his face. He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?"
by djtoosh September 28, 2006
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sleeping bags

A less explicit way of saying condoms.
"Hey, Tina, Can I borrow a couple sleeping bags? Its gonna be a good night ;)"
by MollyConnolly November 14, 2009
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