Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie

Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day

by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022

Slapping Plates

A term for going to the gym.

Originating from the sound of 45lb plates slapping each other, as yolked gym bros throw hundreds of pounds on the bar.

Gym bro 1: We slapping plates today?

Gym bro 2: Hell yeah bro, going for a PR.

by sheepbeerleague July 16, 2022

slapping a ferret

Going to the bathroom.

Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.

Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.

by Dawnky punch August 6, 2022

Slapping rice

To be fuckin there bitch or girl

Yes Mike I'm slapping rice with your bitch

by Squints2316 December 16, 2022

slapping fish together

Two females scissoring

the girls were slapping fish together

by slappingfishtogetherong January 6, 2023

Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia

"I was Slapping the Wood last night."

by Aubri the Thugshaker May 11, 2023

Slapping a dookie

When you have the sudden urge to take a large crap.

I was in the club gettin loose on the floor until I had to go slap a dookie.

Little Johnny's stumach is real upset he's been slapping a dookie all morning

by Ol goopy August 31, 2023