Simpsational

When you’re in an area with a high volume of hot sexy shawties and you have no idea how to react to such an occasion so you feel forced to put on your player face and spit mad game.

Buddy: “How was the party last night?”
You: “There were so many hot chicks there it was simpsational!”

by O.G.Greasy July 13, 2020

Simp Milker

A woman who keeps taking gifts from a man she doesn't care about. Even though he is infatuated with her.

Roxanne is the biggest SIMP MILKER in the world. She's gonna take Doug for everything

by festerq105 February 24, 2022

Mr. Simms

The worst form of a teacher. They assign a shit ton of homework and make the class stay after. They are generally pricks.

Damn, that teacher made the whole class stay after for this one kid, what a Mr. Simms

by ChunkyBoi May 7, 2019

SIMP

S.uckas I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy. Some male who will do anything for a little bit of play from a female. He usually chasing around a female who not even worth the work or time.

guy 1 ”Yo why is micah always being a simp towards ana?”
guy 2 “because he hasn’t got play in over two months and he will do anything for it”

by dabeast1215 October 22, 2019

simpbur

The canon version of Wilbur soot that is basically a massive simp and also a phsycopath

Simpbur: I will find you Y/N 🤪
Y/N: Fuck of you spooky bitch

by SophXD September 1, 2021

Simp Slut

A truly strange specimen that goes against the laws of human nature. A simp slut is a female that, for some fucked up reason, has a fetish for simps. This phenomenon to this day cannot be explained by any scientific experts. Simp sluts are truly rejected by society all together. The girls do not claim her, and the boys throw her to the streets. The only people that fuck with simp sluts are true simps themselves.

Damn bro is that what I think it is? Holy shit, its a simp slut! Mom, get the camera!

by theurbanpoet69 April 24, 2020

Simp Queen

A female social figure that attracts all the simps (male based followers)

Person 1: "Look at all of those simps trying to get a response from her..."
Person 2: "Dude. She's a Simp Queen!"

by Super_kyle July 16, 2020