Shock Cock

Surprise sexual encounter - male partner didn't know it was coming.

After buying her dinner last night, Dawn gave Lee a shock cock.

by gotchatlc November 30, 2010

shock and awe

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Shock: One in the stink
Awe: Two in the pink

by MoonKnight March 23, 2003

Shock and aagh

Giving the shocker while licking the twat

Nothing makes her squirm like the shock and aagh

by sourmike February 11, 2010

shock fart

When an individual or animal sneezes and farts simultaneously.

SHOCK FART!

by VroomVroom October 17, 2014

shock the monkey

To have sex with an extremely ugly girl.

Speaker 1: I can't believe Nico is hanging with that girl, she's gross.
Speaker 2: haha, he's gonna shock the monkey.

by Googs January 6, 2008

Shock and Awe

1) Among the most versatile of multi-purpose expressions, “shock and awe” can be used to portray any response desired; 2) A general response whose tone determines the manner of which it is used; 3) An expression used to convey your reaction or attitude towards or for a statement.

"George...did you know that Talisa bought a new car?"
"She did?"
"Shock and awe!"

"Oh my God...did you see that?!?"
"Shock...And...Awe..!"

by Avenger.In.Pink December 19, 2005

shock rock

music categorized as to shock parents.

listeners are usually pre-teens to teens that thing themselves as goth but are not.

also nu-metal

a class of shock-rockers that has "taken" the goth look and made it trendy

marilyn manson, slipknot, murderdolls, korn

by Rose January 20, 2004