Often referred to as a poo caused by the unnecessary forcing of a fart, shart can also be used to describe a piece of art that one does not find appealing to their eyes/eye. "Shart" in this case is formed by the combination of the adjective "shitty" and the noun "art", which together create: "shitty art".
When Rick came across the popular piece of modern art, he gave his personal opinion on it "What makes this good? Really!? This is just shart! Plain and simple!"
by ZockMon September 01, 2008
"man i just shart myself", "that was a massive and messy shart", "I had a big fart building up but it turned into shart"
by Dr S Spajet June 15, 2006
what happens when one has not defecated in the last 10 hours and relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, but, low and behold, the defecation feels left out and decides to come along for the ride. sometimes results in a hard, long log dropping out of trousers, but is usually wet and messy and results when one tries to push out a fart.
nick: man i sharted last night at the party.
john: that sucks man. how'd that happen?
nick: i hadnt shit since the day before and i really needed to fart. i thought i would be okay just to fart but as soon as i let it out i realized what i had done. i didn't make it to the bathroom in time so everyone saw it run down my leg. it was gross.
john: oh...
nick: but my girlfriend helped me. she wiped my ass for me and she put on my diaper. it took her like 67 wipes just to get all of the shit out of my asshole and off my balls.
john: she must really love you...
john: that sucks man. how'd that happen?
nick: i hadnt shit since the day before and i really needed to fart. i thought i would be okay just to fart but as soon as i let it out i realized what i had done. i didn't make it to the bathroom in time so everyone saw it run down my leg. it was gross.
john: oh...
nick: but my girlfriend helped me. she wiped my ass for me and she put on my diaper. it took her like 67 wipes just to get all of the shit out of my asshole and off my balls.
john: she must really love you...
by AlwaysBord April 10, 2007
by jim dandy January 24, 2005
by I hate me so much March 29, 2021
'yo david i have to go shart'
'whats sharting'
'u will understand when ur older'
'im 33'
'thats a u problem not a me problem'
'whats sharting'
'u will understand when ur older'
'im 33'
'thats a u problem not a me problem'
by jonny jonny jonny jonny jonny May 01, 2019
by No nut November society December 15, 2018