Salem

Salem is our god. We pray to the lord Salem. He is a nigger. The most Niggerest of the niggers. He is a famous basketball player. Everyone shouts Salem When he shoots. He is a nigger.

SALEM!!!

by fusa66669 November 30, 2020

Salem Buntain

a freaky deak with a strange kink for feline animals and scientific puns…

Salem Buntain: ‘ahhh im covalent bonding!!!’

Alan: what the sigma!

by anonymous source 😈 September 24, 2025

Salem

Salem is the best person alive and is Also a really good friend that is really awsome

Salem is the best person alive

by GreatOnce March 12, 2022

Salem

Someone that means and defines everyone meaning of perfect shown as a person, They are legit the best person on earth and no one can be better than them. They are the type of person that can cheer you up anytime of day and make your day 10x better, always happy to call with you and keep you company, and just wants you to be happy.
They're one of the best types of people

I fucking love Salem

by xulk July 25, 2021

Ahmed Salem

He is an amazing person once you get to know him, he is also a freak who is really horny. He is best friends with Amr And Mazen. He is also really funny but skinny which lowers his confidence

Hi Ahmed Salem you are so funny

by Gold hero October 28, 2019

salem

fat fucking cat.

salem is fat as fuck get her on a diet.

by delulu69 February 11, 2025

Salem Fast

Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".

Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.

"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher

by Doctor W October 26, 2011