Rick Sanchez but in an alternative universe where he disguises his name and identity as a mexican middle aged man that works in the porn industry under the alias Pickle Sal.
Morty: isn't that you but with a sombrero?
Rick Sanchez: no way I listen to cotton eye joe
Sal Chavez: I'm pickle Sal
Rick Sanchez: oh yeah nvm that's me
Rick Sanchez: no way I listen to cotton eye joe
Sal Chavez: I'm pickle Sal
Rick Sanchez: oh yeah nvm that's me
by Tangerine the caleb crusher December 5, 2019

The Alpha of the Alphas. He Drives a stick shift with no hands on the wheel so he can shift while finger fucking your bitch. His sprinting speed is immaculate due to the third leg he has. He feeds off the the energy of other alpha males by consuming them. (Ryan Goodman, Craig Sleeman, #55)
Friend to other friend: Dude I'm such an alpha
friend: Dude no you're not look thats Kennith Sals over there
friend: Dude no you're not look thats Kennith Sals over there
by Yanni734 November 19, 2021

by Genshin impact July 23, 2021

by kimdan October 9, 2025

THE GAYEST MAN YOU'LL EVERY MEET.
HE likes video games and loves VR.
he can get enough dick in his mouth.
HE likes video games and loves VR.
he can get enough dick in his mouth.
Sal is poopy.
by poopy man 2259 May 23, 2020
