Land Rover Mummy

An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'
Oh no here comes the bitchy Land Rover Mummy she's here to judge us!
by Ginger Cash March 01, 2024
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rovers return

I caught my best mate giving my girlfriend a rovers return
by phantomphil March 02, 2021
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Bastard rovers

We fuckin hate Bastard rovers-Burnley fan
by Suicide squad Burnley September 21, 2022
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Bastard rovers

we playing bastard rovers away on Saturday-Burnley fan
by Suicide squad Burnley September 22, 2022
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Rover Kun

Whenever someone calls this to one other they're either referencing the person or calling them a faggot.
"That guy is such a Rover Kun."
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rover boy

Someone who’s lives their dream life
You’re such a rover boy John
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Mars Rover

Farting into the vagina of an unexpecting wide open legged slut.

Eg. you are sending that rover into mars .. unexpected uncharted territory . They are crazy and you'll never know what to expect so send that rover out boys..
Had this chick over the other night laying down with legs wide open naked , she was looking at something in depth on my nightstand I backed up and pressed my asshole to her Pussy and sent the Mars rover out.
by Milarpilowski July 13, 2019
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