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cum-robber

A cum-robber is a guy who sucks all the nut-juice out of a sleeping dude's dick so that when he jacks off in the morning all he has is dry-gasms.
Fuck! I must have been visited by a cum-robber last night because when I was taking care of my morning wood - my tanks were empty!
by eda-skip October 3, 2021
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Robbed

NFC 2019 Championship game when the Rams commited pass interference and it wasn’t called . Costing the Saints the game and the possibility of the super bowl.
Man the Saints got robbed that was pass interference.
by TheCandleDealer51 January 28, 2019
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robbed

when a teenage girl is "robbed" of her electronic devices by her father named Rob (Robinator) after she does not take the hint to go home from her friends house when he says she can not go to the movies. completely unfair and ridiculous.
Friend- why did you get your computer taken away?
Abby- i was robbed after i lied to him and went to the diner instead of Christinas house.
by freshfruitforabetterlife August 7, 2011
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Robbelution

N. Social Movement founded in 2005 by an incredibly gaunt, yet wily leader, this new movement called for radical changes in student life such as total and complete dedication to schoolwork. It also spearheaded the abolishing of any and all social interactions that might hamper the course of such said dedication. It was through this method that he hoped all students would enjoy academic success.

However, not just anyone could claim membership. Admittance into such a group was solely based upon academic standards, and the Robbelution could boast some of the most selective and elite membership. It soon grew popular and grew to rival the power (and the corruption) of the Catholic Church

After the initial declaration, the Robelution found incredible Resistance from an anonymous counter-Robbelutionary said to be strategically covered in hair to fight off the harsh Cuban winters. It was this man that was said to be immune to the leader’s wiliness, oftentimes demonstrating it by getting inside the leader’s pants.

However the Robbelution did not end due to the counter-Robbelutionary .ended officially ended on a warm spring day in April 2006 when the honorable leader was actually found to be “having a good time…” not studying. Even his most profound admirers could not help but scream blasphemy.

It was then clear that the Robbelution was over. However, it is even clearer that its legacy will live on in the short term memory of those dumbasses that choose to read and/or believe this.
"Join the Robbelution or perish!"
by Justafa Boc April 30, 2006
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An expression used when you were given a really nice blow job or basically given some really nice action involving the penis.
George: Hey, guess what?

Daniel: What?

George: Last night, your mom robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!!
by 65846 July 5, 2010
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Robbe

A very cool guy who everyone loves. He gets all the girls whenever he wants and has a huge penis.
Wow! This dude is such a Robbe
by Je naam October 8, 2018
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Cock-Robber

A person who not only cock-blocks you completely, but also steals the action that you may have gotten.
I was hitting on this chick at the bar, right? But some guy with a motorcycle showed up and she left with him after he got her drunk, he was a total Cock-Robber.
by FeedYourMommaRight October 21, 2010
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