Bristol, Rhode island

Bristol, Rhode Island is a town full of fakes and fuck boys. No one really like bristol, not even themselves. Some of them are rich preppy clout chasers who are toxic and even hate each-other. People from there include Jack Mcnally, Jovi Goldstein, Gordon Kopecky (the biggest fuck boy) and the 1 and only famous like able person, popcorn girl

Have you been to christians house yet in Bristol, Rhode Island

by guava joe boe October 14, 2020

University Of Rhode Island

Arguably the number one party school on the east coast. Was originally listed as the number one party school on Playboy's top party school list. However, Playboy felt it was unfair to continuing ranking professionals with amatuers and removed URI from the list permanantly.

"We find that it is unfair to list professionals(University of Rhode Island) among amateurs." - Playboy Magazine

by Herr Schaef July 20, 2008

Johnston, Rhode Island

It’s full of light skin curly heads that claim there curls are all natural and vape like it’s going outta style

Yooo you wanna go to Johnston, Rhode Island I got some bud there

by Big shotguns October 5, 2020

University of Rhode Island

The state university for Rhode Island which is well-known for intoxicated students. This often makes normal students angry for being percieved as alcoholics because of their not-so-smart peers. Aside from the illegal use of alcohol/drugs the school is cheap in tuition, with division I sports, a bad football team (where pre-gamers scream "Rhody Rhody Rhody in spite of their inability to speak without slurring), great basketball team, and everything in between

I go to the University of Rhode Island...
Oh yeah?
...........hey man that kid goes to URI...I think he drinks wayyy to much

by tepmurt October 11, 2007

smithfield high in rhode island

smithfield high school sucks why because we have more people droping out then ever. this school and the state of Rhode islane does not want us to become grads. They are making us do this dump things called "common task" but yet they do nothing for our common good they just make us look dumb. The students get along pretty well we all love to party and have a good time. this school is bad they lock the bathrooms on you then you get bitched at cuz you were out of class for 15 mins to use the bathroom. They suspend students for no reason they have them taken off school grounds by the cops then the student gets fined. kids fail because their teacher goes and has a baby and they dont replace her so the students learn shit then they have to be graded on shit they never learned and they have to take a final exam that some bitch of a twig made up on her own and just put random shit on it that we never even heard about this school doesnt give 2 shits bout us they just want us all to go to jail for doing nothing you cant even trust anyone that works there cuz they will go an tell everyone else everything about you

me: how come i never see you in school anymore?
dropout: i dropedout,
me: oh how come you are wicked smart
dropout: because i didnt have enough common tasks to graduate.
me: thats fucked up i cant believe that smithfield high in rhode island would let you drop out because of that.
dropout: yeah rhode island schools are wack

by not scared to voice my own voice June 14, 2008

Newport, Rhode Island

A rich, preppy town of 27,000 in Rhode Island. Home to wealthy retired men and women who live in big mansions. Some of the biggest mansions in the USA.

Newport, Rhode Island is a really rich town.

by Anonymous2552 August 30, 2006

University of Rhode Island

Public university in Rhode Island, known for its pharmacy program. Essentially a backup school for 80% of Rhode Island high school kids. Filled to the brim with inner-city kids and white guys acting like inner-city kids. Barely manages to keep students on campus because they'd rather go to the beach/their friend's beach shacks and get wasted than risk getting wasted on campus. The "party school" label is something to administration wants to lose, but it'll never be taken away.

A: Man, University of Rhode Island parties suck.

B: Yeah, let's just go to Joey's place by the beach and pound a few.

by wtfboom May 28, 2010