Rectum

a place where heads are stuffed when shit gets real.

George was in a fight last wednesday and Tom stuffed his head right up his rectum when he wouldn't back down.

by 4chanFTW February 14, 2012

rectum ripper

A Specific Tool mainly Used By Tylers Mother. A Gigantic Dildo that will rip you in two.

Damn that bitzch uzin a fuckin Rectum Ripper

by SlasheR September 26, 2003

Homosexual Rectum Ranger

When a man rubs semen all over his face and then fingers his own anus while yelling into another man's rectum. Usually followed by anal sex, anal reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to Coldplay.

Big Jared went over to Oleg's house last night and ranged his rectum, very homosexually.

Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.

by Hugh Jasz April 25, 2006

rectum injection objector

Someone who disagrees to anal sex.

My father disaproves of gay marriage, because he is a rectum injection objector.

by Tiger at Alcovy December 10, 2006

dirty rectum bomb

After a night of eating multiple tacos and having anal sex with a large black man. the gas build up and the muscle tension from the rectum being pounded fiercely. the rectum becomes inflamed and unstable, which then contracts the sphincter so abruptly it explodes. which then causes fumes and anal leakage until the rectum becomes so week it does not have the strength to hold its own self together the rectum then caves in on itself.

Jenny died from a dirty rectum bomb.

by TiemannTHeButtpIrate April 7, 2011

rectum shaving ninja

a group of japanese homos that like a clean dojo

bryans ass is raw a bloody beacause of the rectum shaving ninjas

by rob September 2, 2004

Rectum

A place for my dick, bitch.

Is your rectum cold? I'll warm it up.

by I say, now. February 20, 2010