coiled rattlesnake

A poop so impressively large, that the producer is inspired to share it on social media with the hashtag #coiledrattlesnake

Brah! You should have seen the coiled rattlesnake I dropped this morning, ten coils! #coiledrattlesnake

by Latte Zinger August 8, 2017

Cheek rattler

A crippling fart that rattles the room to its core

We were hiding from the cops and Johnny let out a cheek rattler and got us busted.

by Grifter23 January 4, 2021

Jewelry Rattler

Generally a middle aged or elderly woman that wears and excessive amount of jewelry that rattles when she gets worked up.

Dylan’s mom was a real Jewelry Rattler as her rings clicked and bracelets clanked when she pointed her finger and shook her arm at him for drinking all the Gatorade after a serious masturbation session.

by eric_h October 16, 2022

Dutch Rattlesnake

The sexual act of farting while your penis is inside of your partner so that when flatulence occurs it vibrates simulating a rattlesnake tail warning of potential strike causing instant orgasm 92.69% of the time in the recipient of the Dutch Rattlesnake or Dutch Rattler

Ken gave me the meanest Dutch rattlesnake the other night, I nearly cream pied myself from those vibes.

by Rawnie Throbbins June 23, 2023

Professional Battle Rattle

Variant of the term Battle Rattle. In this case it means wearing a suit and tie. This phrase is likely used by veterans who try to avoid wearing suits but are in a profession that requires wearing a suit.

Because we are meeting with the CEO of the company, we need everyone in professional battle rattle for the meeting. No Jeans, or T-Shirts with funny pictures folks.

by cw42 October 13, 2019

Puerto Rican Rattlesnake

The act of tying a maraca to the tip of your penis and shaking it back and forth

Did you see Jon doing the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake behind the bowling alley?

by Blong January 23, 2023

The Rattle Snake

A masacistic way to get even with anyone who fucks with you. First, you take a tightly coiled dump in the bed sheets of your victim. You then hide in the closet and make hissing and other snake noises.

Patrick: I rattle snaked The childs bed last night

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005