six pack of jelly rolls

Six pack of jelly rolls is a term used to coin a person who's "abs" are really just rolls of fat.

Girl: "Wow, check out Fabs's six pack!"
Guy: "He's sucking in all his fat. Look, he's just got a six pack of jelly rolls!"

by supreme-ity May 24, 2009

Roflstomper

Someone who is completely beast at everything in every single way possible, and does it in such a way where people adore him.

Stephen Colbert is indeed, a Roflstomper.

by Mommy St. Opium January 10, 2011

ROOKS NEST

An unkempt & particularly stank vag.
Commonly found on beduff women in the english heartlands.

Please tell me you didn't go down on that girl ,she's got a minge like a rooks nest.

by PEET February 28, 2004

shit rolls up hill

"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.

We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.

by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016

roflstciiho

'rolling on (the) floor laughing, scaring the cat if i had one'
used as a suffix to the suffix rofl - with the note that you don't have a cat

A:'rofl!'
B:'roflstc!'
A/C:'roflstciiho!'

by Gees6335 September 10, 2006

barrel rolls

The clockwise or counterclockwise circular movement created by the contour of one's body when attempting to find a comfortable and successful sleep position. The individual may first try the "on the side" approach, but once that doesn't work, he/she may attempt to move to the "on the stomach" approach, followed by the "other side", and then finally "the back". Once the full circle fails, he/she then tries to repeat the entire process again, resulting in the form of a barrel roll.

Due to Paul's insomnia, he had a bad case of the barrel rolls for hours and then finally ended up just rubbing one out.

by Snocap September 21, 2006

SWISS CAKE ROLLS

some thing that i eat alot by little debbe and r really good

i love swiss cake rolls

by JOrdan darks May 10, 2007