roidboi

A fanboi of the Android operating system. Frequents the comments section of articles. Loves open source and Flash. Despises Apple.

From a comment section...

roidboi on
October 8, 2010 7:29pm

I don't understand why Verizon is still begging/salivating to offer the iPhone. With Android already on par with iOS (and clearly the future), Verizon should demand that Steve Jobs pay them for the privilege to getting his little iDevice on their network.

The sun has started descending on planet iPhone and its walled garden, while its sunrise on planet Android.

by dougolicious October 13, 2010

Roita

A smokin hot girl from the pacific, has a golden brown tan envied by all of humankind, built with curves that leave your head spinning, with long black silky smooth hair, with eyes that put you into a spell, with lips as soft as her white sandy beaches, with hips that can shake your eyes right out of their sockets making mankind breathless almost to the point of unconsciousness, but then awakes you with her sweet island breeze....

Guy 1: Have you seen Roita?
Guy 2: Yeah my eyes couldnt resist!

by topnoc October 15, 2010

Roid Ass

When you only work our your gluts when under the influence of steroids. Tends to result in constipation from muscle density.

After my Gym session, I have a real case of Roid Ass right now.

by UltimateUniverse March 15, 2017

Roizin

A severe rash located around the males penis, that can be sexually transmited through intercourse

"Yo what the hell is that rash on your dick!"
"Oh it's just roizin. I got it from Beata."

by Cherk May 11, 2017

roidple

Someone who owns, and uses an Android and an Apple phone at the same time.

Hey did you roidple today?

by Rich Cabrera June 18, 2018

hole-a-roid

the female answer to the "cockshot".

Men send photos of their ramparts on Twitter, known as cockshots.
And now women can send hole-a-roids.

by gift rapper June 14, 2011

Carine Roitfeld

An incredibly chic Parisian woman, mostly known for her work as the Editor-in-chief of French Vogue Magazine. She is the epitome of style, and grace.

If only there were more people like Carine Roitfeld!

by Sugar-Kane April 26, 2009