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dumb question

a statement made before asking a questions of which one is supposed to be really familiar with the answer
Fred: Mike, 'Dumb question', how do you display a full screen of a power point presentation
Mike: Dude, press F5.
by mulele January 15, 2011
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Reggie Question

A question so foolish that the person asking it already knows the answer.
Any of the following are Reggie Questions:Are you still wearing that hat, Are you buying that apartment?, Are you going to Bhangra Fusion?
by Jake Plummers Stache August 17, 2006
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ask a stupid question day

a holiday which falls on the last skool day in September, usually September 30th
self-explanatory; a day that is celebrated by asking a lot of stupid questions, mainly to your teachers/professors
only funny if you get many people to participate, in which case it can be the most fun and looked-forward-to day of the year
it is perfectly placed, in that it is soon enough after summer that everyone is still sad that summer's over and could use some laughs, yet it is late enough that you have already gotten to know your teachers fairly well, and know the limits to how many stupid questions you can ask them and not get into trouble
Examples of questions that could be asked on ask a stupid question day:
Ms. Milio, if the moon exploded, what would happen to us?

Why is Hamlet so sad his father died, Ms. Farrell?

What's the square root of 4, Ms. Sirakos?

Ms. Intrieri, what would've happened if the Reformation had never happened, or if it had happened in Asia?

Mme. Bertacchi, how do you say "I'll stab you with a knife" in French?
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Stupid Question

Your teacher lied. They do exist. If heard, the answering party usually enters Sarcasm Mode.
Also worth noting is that the person asking needs to be punched upside the head. Hard. If he dies, it's none of your concern.
Examples of a stupid question:

(Your friend is over to visit)
Friend: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we shit outside!

(You are washing your car)
Neighbor: Are you washing your car?
You: No, I'm watering it to see if it grows into a truck!
by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017
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Stupid question

A question you ask that has the answer in it
Joe: what color is the deep blue sea?
Luke: are you ready for me to shit all over you?
Joe: what?
Luke: that’s a stupid question...
by Kidswillbekids May 14, 2019
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Bitch-question

A "chose one or the other" type question that is extremely difficult and sometimes impossible to answer because both options are gay and/or disgusting.
-would you rather eat shit or suck a dick?
-i dunno, man...that's a real bitch-question.
by azzkicker July 28, 2010
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The Question

the official proposal of marriage
See: pop the question
James, i don't know if I'm ready to answer the question yet. I mean I love you, but this is a long-term commitment.
by pythonspam November 7, 2003
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