Promadzinating

Its when you procrastinate so much, its almost mad

Madison can't stop Promadzinating, I thought he would never do his Artwork!

by Swegmister13983294820492 October 28, 2015

promageddon

When your prom experience goes horribly wrong.

Jane was hoping for a fun night at Prom but when John came up in jeans, it was a total promageddon!

by Japolina May 25, 2016

Premature Gesticulation

Waving your hands about before it's absolutely necessary.

As I backed my truck toward her car she began waving her hands about frantically. I said "Hey lady, I can see your car, don't get all premature gesticulation on me!"

by Schrodingers Cat April 4, 2009

premature regretulation

A situation in which you are about to engage in sexual relations with someone who is so ugly, boring, or otherwise unappealing that you regret the decision before you have even removed your clothes.

He was so drunk last night that premature regretulation couldn't stop him from hooking up with that butterball.

by murrayw76 April 1, 2009

Premature Acceleration

When a automobile begins to accelerate before it is prudent. Most often witnessed at intersections that are controlled by traffic lights when a driver incorrectly assumes that it is his turn to go next.

Driver: Look at that guy raring to go. I'll bet he doesn't know that it's my turn to go next.

<Car in question moves about a foot and then stops abruptly as he realizes his light did not change green>

Passenger: How embarrassing; a classic case of premature acceleration.

by Mit Long February 12, 2010

premature textaculation

The act of accidentally hitting the send button on a phone text before you finished typing the entire message.

I just received this text from you. "Dude, meet us at ". It looks like another case of premature textaculation.

by MarkBauer December 21, 2010

Premature Homesickness

Being homesick before you actually leave home. May include a stomach ache, curling up in a ball, crying, lack of sex drive, over dramatic music being listened to, as well as other homesick behaviors.

Susie was suffering some major premature homesickness so I decided to just curl up with her for the night rather than push for us to have sex.

by maddie_1213 February 20, 2011