Pretentious

attempting to impress by affecting greater importance or merit than is actually possessed

eg. Tom-Hey isn't that Megan an arrogant bitch, Steve-Yeah mate, needs to take her head out of her own arse. Tom-Yeah how pretentious

by TommyDLW November 7, 2012

Loss Prevention Officer

The most awesome job in the world. An LPO typically spends two shifts of four hours a day walking around a high-end retail store, like Target, to spot shoplifters in the act and recover stolen merchandise.

Fuck man, I got arrested for shoplifting because of Target's new Loss Prevention Officer.

by TargetLPO March 9, 2010

Pregnancy Prevention Patrol

Someone who has to supervise at a camp or hotel to make sure that none of the high school students at an event sneak in and out of rooms to have sex. Also known as PPP.

With the cheerleading camp sandwiched between the football camp and soccer camp, Joel knew he’d be on pregnancy prevention patrol until his replacement came at dawn.

Mrs. Rivera was an expert at pregnancy prevention patrol. It’s like she could hear a hotel room door opening from two floors away and that’s why they always had her go on the band trips.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Tight Present

An incredibly fit woman, a good fuck - a "tight" present. :D

Wow. Summer Glau is a tight present.

by Mr Awesome The Cheesey Otter October 20, 2008

The Bottom Ten Percent

The idea, that the bottom 10 percent of society, those who have no handicap yet still refuse to work or give back to the community, are eliminated to increase the productivity of the community.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.

This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.

If your in The Bottom Ten Percent, you could be a homeless person giving nothing back to the goverment, youve been on welfare for an extended period of time, making no effort to "get back on your feet."

by Joshua Minchew July 20, 2006

One percent

Adjective: To go all expense or upgrade something.

"Might even go one percent and order some bacon cheese fries to start with!"

"Damn Todd, nice scarf...is that cashmiere?"
Todd: "You know that's right...1% baby!"

by Staxx on Z1043 November 21, 2011

present

Something you give without any type of obligation.

I am going to give a present to her.

by ivestarted April 4, 2016