light pollution

light pollution is the misuse of artificial lighting at night, where so many lamps spill light upwards so that the dark sky is no longer dark. The stars are not visible, and this causes so many horrible things, silently killing off our planet.

Johnny: "Hey, where'd the stars go?!"

Annie: "There are so many lights that shine into the sky, the beautiful night sky is hidden from our view. To reverse light pollution, people can change all lights to ones that shine their light downwards, where it is needed."

by darkskyadvocate December 10, 2011

pollywop

Slapping your dick on her face so hard it makes a wop sound. also commonly known as a cockslap.

Cool Guy: I pollywopped your mom so hard last night that it left a mark

Gay Guy: What's a pollywop?
Cool Guy: Slapping your dick on her face so hard it makes a wop sound.
Gay Guy: You mean a cockslap.
Cool Guy: No. You're a fag

by Sr. Notafagli Kwestminster November 2, 2013

Pollay

To beat up or pummel

Jorrie: "I'll pollay ya!"
Jen: "Yeah right, I punch your fuckin' face in! I'll pollay YOU!"
Jorrie: "Whatta ya mean you'll pollay me? What do you know 'bout soccer, man!?"

by Sean.... October 6, 2008

Polly wagger

Someone who's annoying, or silly, or foolish, or basically anything worth being called this harmless name

Oh my god Mr Boone is SUCH a polly wagger.
Or
Cole you're such a polly wagger.

by Other Jesus April 18, 2015

pollen vortex

Occurs on hot windy days in the spring when pollen count is 2 x normal, and wind above 7 mph

Today's Pollen Vortex warning has allergy sufferers worried about sneezing their heads off

by JF725Rock May 14, 2015

polldangled

The practice of creating polls to show that a group is ahead of another with the intent of raising more support from the target group and discouraging the opponent.

What a great result Wendy, we certainly polldangled them to the point where they didn't bother voting.

by Li XiaoLong November 5, 2020

A pollard

To have a moody with people. Not talk to them for days, even weeks. Because of a really trivial remark.

Dave did 'a pollard' when he discovered people weren't taking the making of history seriously.

by podery January 21, 2009