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Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.
Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023
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Politician

A bunch of fugly old white guys that are scared of vaginas, gays, transgender people, and POC.
"Wow, that politician has not said one truthful thing this entire interview."
by Dikrat Jones December 1, 2020
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Politician

by CaptianToad January 10, 2023
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Politician

A coakroach that has devolved enough to be able to lie its way out of anything.
I walked into my friends kitchen, and saw the politicians scurrying to the base of the fridge.
by GoodBear1974 July 20, 2024
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Digital Politician

A male or female that uses social networking websites (Facebook, YouTube) to blatherskype about politics and how they think the world ought to be.

Usually will be the first one to respond to anything political on facebook with about 3 pages of crap regarding your status, even if it's only mildly political.
You bet. He's a Digital Politician. And a Douche Bag
by Qualdo October 31, 2010
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Politician

The politician has been arrested for embezzling construction money for low income housing.
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brokeback politician

Used to describe politicians of any party who use the phrase 'washington is broke' in order to get elected. Derogatory term.
Only a brokeback politician would stoop to that level.
by soso50 October 13, 2010
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