Drain the Poison

An idiom for masturbation. Typically used for males who are "backed up" that can't get their mind off of sex and therefore cannot focus.

Dude I can't think straight right now, all these females in leggings are messing with my head. I need to go home and drain the poison".

by joedrums September 26, 2015

Ear poison

1) Bad music.

2) Gossip

3) Scripture

These three categories cover the types of material that are toxic to the ears and minds of those that are unfortunate enough to come into contact with them. The best way to deal with it depends on which category you have been exposed to.

For category 1, locate tracks by Stereophonics or Muse, press play, crank it up to 11 and take a deep breath.

For category 2, pass the gossip along immediately, thus forcing it to exit your mind.

For category 3, get drunk and fuck someone immediately.

"I was getting a lift with Josh, but I'll be taking the bus from now on, due to the massive dose of Prince related ear poison he pumped into the car"

"Yeah, I heard about it, and I already passed that ear poison on, so I'm immune to your injection. Move it along!"

"Right, that's our weekly shot of ear poison done with until next sunday. Now let's go to Foxies and get us some whores!"

by MagickDio May 18, 2010

Poison Headcrabs and Poison Zombies

Poison Headcrabs and Poison Zombies are from Half-Life 2. Poison Headcrabs are darker and cat-sized and spider like creatures. If a Poison Headcrab bites you, your health will drop all the way 1 percent! However, Poison Headcrabs alone can not kill you, other enemies around finish you off. Hide if a Poison Headcrab bites you, so your health returns to it's normal levels. Poison Zombies are hunch back Zomnies with Poison Headcrabs around it. Poison Zombies are very slow, but strong. They can throw Poison Headcrabs at you (only 2-3), Poison Zombies have large health, use your shotgun alot of times for fire your Assault Rifle at them. Really use a exposive barrel or gas can to beat a Poison Zombie.

Poison Headcrabs and Poison Zombies are more poisonous then normal ones. Poison Headcrabs can be used the same way as normal headcrabs, Poison Zombies are strong and do not come in Torsos.

by Mega Sean 45 June 19, 2008

Cerebral Poison

Disney channel.

Anything with those Olsen girls in it is cerebral poisoning!

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

White Poison

Slang for Sugar and Salt.

Sugar causes diabetes.
Salt causes increase in Blood Pressure

Hey man, don't put that white poison in your coffee.

by yumse April 12, 2009

Pitchers Poison

A term used when playing wiffle ball and the are not enough players to fill all positions. The first baseman is pulled to play another position. If a ball is hit and then thrown to the pitcher before the batter gets to first base it is an out and called pitchers poison!

russbusby hit the ball hard to the shortstop, but was called out as the ball was thrown to the pitcher on the mound before russbusby got to first base utilizing the pitchers poison rule.

by Coldbeers January 16, 2011

testosterone poisoning

When a man dies as a result of doing something that is both stupid, and something one would normally associate with steretypical "dumb guy" activity.

"The actions of the nominees are so shortsighted, so counter to common sense, that they can only be explained by the apparent need to strut superior risk-taking capacity."
- from The Darwin Awards (first book)

A Houston man earned a succinct lesson in gun safety when he played Russian roulette with a .45-caliber semiautomatic pistol. Rashaad, nineteen, was visiting friends when he announced his intention to play the deadly game. He apparantly did not realize that a semiautomatic pistol, unlike a revolver, actually inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked. His chance of winning a round of Russian Roulette was zero, as he quickly discovered.

- Darwin Awards, page 192

by Ugliness Man July 1, 2004