Pogo

an Obese person who eats junk food all of the time

Your BMI is obese which means you’re a Pogo and you need to stop eating McDonald’s and KFC

by Kwatts May 20, 2020

el pogo

el pogo.

el pogo can be used in any situation making it an incredibly top tier word with basically no meaning.

It can be used to define ANY feeling

This word is the power you hold in any situation making you immortal until the world exists, till the end of time and back

John: My dog died
Dingus: Sad el pogo

by Balls haha August 1, 2022

Canadian Pogo

The act of performing anal sex with maple syrup as lube.

Guy 1: Dude I gave Claire a Canadian Pogo last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her eat it after?
Guy 1: You're God-damned right.

by Guble September 19, 2022

PogO

Reacting to somebody who tells you sth you never asked and never wanted to hear.

Man nmplol just told everyone on his Stream who he masturbates to PogO Polom

by DrPepps69 February 8, 2021

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!

"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

by cjohnson85 April 4, 2008

Parisien pogo stick

Special instrument used by Tony Levin of the progressive rockband, King Crimson. Instead of making you jump higher it gets the entire crowd moving up and down and all around and gets them higher.Also called the Chapman stick.

"the Parisien pogo stick rears its stiff, powerful neck and I stand to attention, erect and alert, ready to spring at what comes next."

by Dedraterdater April 10, 2023

Colombian pogo stick

When you have a line of coke on an erect penis and you pull it down to a point that when you let it go it will “spring” the coke up into the air and you catch it with your nose.

After she let me do a Colombian whale I let her try a Colombian pogo stick

by Doughboyjunior March 11, 2024