Plugged-In

When someone has way too many tech devices on their person and is oblivious to reality.

Person 1: Hey, check out that guy on the laptop with the blackberry and the cricket on his ear!

Person 2: Dude, he's really plugged-in.

by chadSTAkillz January 26, 2010

Poopoo plunger

A person who enjoys anal sex

"Hey Chris, your ex-girlfriend told me that your a poo-poo plunger!"

by X. August 30, 2005

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

plugged in

Used to describe someone who becomes oblivious to their surroundings because they are listening to their mp3 player or iPod too loudly.

Friend 1: Hey man, I just got totally ignored by the guy who sits next to me in Biology.

Friend 2: Don't sweat it. He was probably just plugged in.

by damnteenager May 16, 2009

plunger

The worlds greates invention next to toilet paper. A plumbers worst nightmare.

I just took a dump, it was big and brown/
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound

by dwayne May 11, 2004

Alabama Plungering

An act where you anal fuck somebody with a recently used plunger.

I came home one day and my dog was Alabama Plungering my farrot.

by mials January 19, 2011

Pledge of Allegiance

Daily address read throughout public schools in America every morning. Used to be just fine and dandy until President Eisenhower added 'under God' in 1954 to spite the communists.

Now that 'under God' is a clear violation of the Establishment Clause of the federal Constitution, as defined by the Supreme Court in Engel v. Vitale, people push to remove the words from the Pledge. Others, such as fundamentalist Christians, claim we are a country of God. Whatever. THIS IS NOT A THEOCRACY.

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

by Don't Mess With Texas March 28, 2004