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floating melon patch

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water
uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses
by 77transam August 28, 2006
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Snatch Patch

Term for women who don't shave down there.
She has a snatch patch.
by James Henry July 20, 2004
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Pumpkin Patching

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
by DJ Socknut October 4, 2016
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Emo Eye Patch

The chunk of hair that a person puts over their eye or face to hide themselvs. Also See Butt Pirate,Emo Hair,Emo,Scene Kids,HxC
by Matt. Valentia August 6, 2006
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Patch Pirate

One in the bass fishing community who shows up to to tournaments and other gatherings wearing patches and logos of product found in the fishing world trying to portray the image of affiliation with a brand. Gernerally speaking these are the type of people who are on internet forums preaching the word of fishing and how great they are, but are usually posers' who work a regular 9-5 job and would like others to think they are professional fisherman.
"At least you will look like you know what you are doing if you fish with that patch pirate."
by Captain Fabulous April 24, 2008
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Salty Eye-Patch

A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.
Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!
by Brendan And Chris November 10, 2007
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Patchouli Oil

Hippie perfume.

An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.
Fred: I can't go to the war protest because of all the Patchouli oil. It makes me gag.

Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?
by Harry Houdini November 13, 2007
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