plamf

Plamf is used when you can think of no other word to use or if you are bored and in need of something to say.

Dale: Your a plamf
Duncan: no you are
Graham: you both are
Garry: Shut it you plamfs

by Gargando March 3, 2007

plamf

In Scotland, a plamf is a derogatory term meaning idiot. Depending on the context, you can use plamf as an extreme insult to passers-by, or in gentle banter between male friends.

Offensive:
"Whit ur u lookin at, ya plamf"

Gentle ribbing between friends:
"Oh c'mon ya plamf, lets get up tae the dancin"

by Scott T the silver fox January 23, 2004

Plaffon

A word used to make sentances more exciting. You can use it too signify something really good. As used in Mean Girls

Man1: I ran 10 laps in 10 minutes.
Man2:Wow! PLAFFON!

Man1: Dang! Look at the chick
Man2: Her backside is PLAFFON!

by Maggie584 October 21, 2006

Pluffing

This mean's the act of laughing and puffing

person1:damn u blew out the damn bowl
person2:haha sorry man u made me start pluffing
person1:how the fu*&k did i make u pluff
person1:u blew a damn snot rocket while taking a hit

by lionchronic June 20, 2011

Paffing

Paffing is the sexual equivalent to fapping but for females over males. A preferred type of sex by feminists.

Guy 1: "Dude, my girl and I were doing some fapping and paffing last night."
Guy 2: "How do you know my fetish!?"

by 3.14r^2 October 8, 2016

Pliff

When someone farts and pees at the same on accident.

I just pliffed a little and then realized I had to go to the bathroom.

by Napsalot November 4, 2020

playfulmelio

Best fp!

Playfulmelio is a heather

by Playfulmelio November 19, 2020