We've heard of vaginal sex, oral sex and even anal sex. The rarest one is penal sex. The act of inserting the penis not into a vagina, not in the mouth or the anus, but into another penis hole. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me and Derek have penal sex regularly. It hurts but we take it in turns to penetrate. (I AM NOT GAY BTW)
by donkeysheep April 11, 2009
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A penal sneeze is a person who, in general, would wish to be claimed as an accident by their birth-givers by some undefined and highly unfortunate series of events. For this reason they could not be claimed as anything other than a "penal sneeze."
Guy 1: Wow, that guy/girl is so bad at life... they annoy me so much!
Guy 2: Yeah, how does such a terrible being come to exist do you think?
Guy 1: Penal sneeze maybe.
Guy 2: Word.
Guy 2: Yeah, how does such a terrible being come to exist do you think?
Guy 1: Penal sneeze maybe.
Guy 2: Word.
by Helmet_Butter September 13, 2009
Get the Penal Sneeze mug.Penaldo is a washed up 37-year-old penalty merchant who sits on the bench for Penchester United and wastes time, money and space. He has 700 goals, all from penalties and he also has 5 chilpens. He is truly finished.
Man: Your Grandpa has done a Penaldo
Boy: He's Dead?
Man: No he sits on a bench all day and pretends to be something he's not
Boy: He's Dead?
Man: No he sits on a bench all day and pretends to be something he's not
by 37yearoldfinishedtapinpenaldo October 12, 2022
Get the Penaldo mug.Pristiano Penaldo, a.k.a. Pendu, Camelnaldo or simply Penaldo is a Portuguese Ghost living in Saudi Arabia. He likes to steal penalties from deserving players. He is at beekeeping age while his fans, penaldogs, meat ride saying that he is still the GOAT. We all know who the GOAT is, and that is no other than darwizzy- i mean Lionel Messi, an argentine dwarf from Rosario Argentina.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.
He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.
As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.
He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.
As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
by MeltedY September 3, 2023
Get the Pristiano Penaldo mug.During a 3-some involving 2 guys and one girl, One guy ejaculates and one guy pees into the girl's open mouth. She then gargles mixing the concoction into a substance largely resembling the popular alcoholic beverage.
Guy #1: hey girl are you thirsty?
Girl: yes very
Guy #2: well then open up and we will make you a Pina Colada
Girl: yes very
Guy #2: well then open up and we will make you a Pina Colada
by the bartender123 August 20, 2010
Get the Pina Colada mug.I got a physical man, and something other then a finger went up my butt.
Dude, he totally gave you a penal prostate exam.
Dude, he totally gave you a penal prostate exam.
by poqwer September 30, 2007
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