The buff guys whomst job is to stand in the back of the room moistening the panties of the rest of the band. This is of course when they aren't sleeping or watching Netflix behind the bass drum. Mr fitz is noticebly biased against him because he isn't mentally capable of understanding the ways of the double stroke roll like the superior percussionists are.
Fitz: it's "drag, drag, drag flam flam"
Percussionist: how would you know you never played snare
Fitz: my brother did and he's an example of why this band needs to get their act together. You guys talk way too much. The judge said we should play harder music but I'm obviously more experienced than him and I know we need to play 7th grade music again
Percussionist: how would you know you never played snare
Fitz: my brother did and he's an example of why this band needs to get their act together. You guys talk way too much. The judge said we should play harder music but I'm obviously more experienced than him and I know we need to play 7th grade music again
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PERSON I: Yes, you are quite correct. How unfortunate that we must now ovoid this weird, hot percussionist.
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