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1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.
Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006
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five-percenter

A person who is cheap enough to tip less than five percent (5%).
Waitress 1 - "That guy is the worst tipper."
Waitress 2- Yeah, he's a fiver percenter!"
by W.E.B Dubois August 22, 2003
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Percentish

An estimate of a percentage (like "guestimate").
Lou is not sure of how many apples are in her fruit basket - but it looks about half-half... therefore the percentish is 50%~ The mathematical symbol looks like % (percent)but using a tild on its diagonal: o~o, shorthand %~ ("Percent-ish").
by bainsteven March 8, 2011
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One-percenter

The percentile road traffic of entitled, middle-class, able-bodied narcissistic cyclists who manage to corrupt entire political systems.
Is that a cyclomaniac? No! It's a one-percenter, just another prick cycling around claiming the represents the masses when he was born with a silver spoon in every orifice and still claims to be unrepresented.
by witshang February 10, 2022
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one percenter

The very small portion of drug addicts that are able to cease their addictions without entering a recovery program.
The one percenter left her smack habit behind as if she'd never indulged at all.
by c[B] March 12, 2004
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13 Percenter

A 13 percenter is a s biker that falsely claims to be an outlaw biker, or 1%er
the other day a hells angel overheard two yahoos sporting Sons of Anarchy TV show jackets and were talking bad ass at the bar. The Hells Angel started to get up to confront the dudes at the bar when his buddy stopped him, telling him not to bother, those dicks are 13 percenters. The Hells Angel then asked what the heck is a 13 percenter. His buddy replied, a 13 percenter is the percent of bikers that falsely claim to be 1 percenters.
by USSGOBLiN April 29, 2011
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one percenter

It really can be anyone who has a mind not very commonplace at all. It can be groups of people who have an opinion so very rarely uttered, a group with IQs exceeding average levels, the rich folk who have enough wealth to influence our country, people who say words that the majority won't even understand or don't make any sort of sense, or even people who simply just have a mind of their own.

While granted this is not necessarily a bad thing all the time, it can be if you happen to be unintelligible, or just plain uncharismatic in general.
Person 1: I think livestreaming is the most stupid career to even take part of.
Person 2: You must be a one percenter...I agree however. Let me turn that to a two percent for ya dude.
by bumerhoomorr34 August 5, 2019
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