Cole pederson is cool and cole pederson did not write this. He is better than Austin at all video games, especially clash royal tripple draft. He is better than Austin and Blake at rock climbing and His dog is better than Blake’s. Anderson is shitty at poker and cheats vigorously. He also wants to be Hitler very bad.
Cole pederson only friend is the rock Climbing vending machine! “Is that Cole Pederson humping his AC??!” Cole Pederson is not intelligent.
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Get the Pedestrian mug.The platform that a punjabi (someone from the nations of Pakistan or India) place themselves on arrogantly, seemingly like they are from royalty.
The punjabi pumping my gas did not acknowledge my existence because he was unable to see me in my Ferrari all the way up on his punjabi pedestal, he only only muttered quite angrily, "cash o'credit"
The indian girl, who was hot by India's standards, walked around campus on her punjabi pedestal like she was some kind of Indian Princess
The indian girl, who was hot by India's standards, walked around campus on her punjabi pedestal like she was some kind of Indian Princess
by smitten mittens September 11, 2009
Get the Punjabi Pedestal mug.Pussy on a pedestal is a phrase most idiotic people picked up from the feature film '40 Year Old Virgin.' The true meaning to pussy on a pedestal is meant to be ironic and literative. Pussy on a pedestal is simply the act of making a woman's 'vagina' as something too sacred, when in fact, it's nothing but a piece of meat/organ that a man sticks his meat in and grinds to achieve an orgasm, in the literal sense of the meaning and the film interpretation. It is, as the Clinic Dad appreciates his son for using a woman's 'pussy' as something very easily attainable like an ordinary good, nothing but something very plain and mediocre as such only to be idealized by their primary holders: women themselves and people who have nothing better to do than to ponder about an organ that just gets shriveled and old when the woman is 70.
Man 1: Man...a woman's pussy is so amazing. It's a 'gift' from god.
Man 2: If it was a gift from god, then virgins like Mary wouldn't be so highly revered
Man 1: It's just something sacred, and beautiful and shows love and passion
Man 2: You're just putting the pussy on a pedestal. It's nothing but a piece of meat that you just grind in and empty your balls with.
Man 2: If it was a gift from god, then virgins like Mary wouldn't be so highly revered
Man 1: It's just something sacred, and beautiful and shows love and passion
Man 2: You're just putting the pussy on a pedestal. It's nothing but a piece of meat that you just grind in and empty your balls with.
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Get the pussy on a pedestal mug.Is where an Older male (Aged 70ish) Shows a younger male (20's - mid 20's) on how to 'gay it up' by taking a young boy (13-17) and practicing on him.
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