Pathetacisum

A person who is pathetic and doesn't know it. Suffers from pathetacisum

My mate went to the doctors today. And was diagnosed with pathetacisum

by Uncle smiley March 21, 2017

Pathetic bitch

A pathetic bitch is a smelly, gross, ugly, dumb looking thing, u will never wanna be its friend or u would never wanna be one.

Hey bro look at that pathetic bitch over there, lets call her ugly names.

by Rick nonono May 6, 2018

Paraletic Wanking

Wanking whilst paralertic.

Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?

Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.

Martini: Gooooooooood?

Palmer: Real goooood.

by Real sound February 16, 2009

parthetic

when one becomes far too excited about a pretty boy or girl, tries to label themselves as pathetic, then misspells pathetic because they're looking at said pretty boy or girl

OMG I LOVE IAN SOMERHALDER SO MUCH I'M SO PARTHETIC

by moonpills February 14, 2010

pathetic

Equivalent to sarcastically saying "That is just sad"

Pathetic

by frabrizio January 15, 2018

pathetic

a word used by illiterate losers who really mean to say "pitiful" but are trying to impress normal people with their soap opera-inspired vocabulary.

that rompf sure is a pathetic organism.

by himself o'leary September 10, 2004

Patheticut

That part of Connecticut that is a suburban hellhole, a middle-class nightmare. It includes any place with easy access to Interstate 91 and Interstate 95 from New Haven south. Patheticut spawns upwardly-mobile yuppie scum who go north to Vermont for a second home or vacation, and then ruin that place as well. People from Patheticut act like crabs in a basket - as soon as one gets near the top, another will grab its dangling lower exremity to pull itself up, thereby pulling the other down. The only way to get out is to crawl over someone else.

Ewww...Patheticut. Get me out of here!

by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009