Parallel Parkinson's

An inability to parallel park. Sufferers of this disease may try five and six times to guide their vehicle into an open space before finally giving up, and leaving the automobile 2-3 feet from the curb at an awkward angle.

Her Parallel Parkinson's always seemed to flare up when she found a space in front of a restaurant with a big window full of on-lookers.

by Lior Blue 22 June 9, 2010

parallel park

a vagina so cavernous that you can put your junk in sideways.

That girl is so wide, you can parallel park her.

by drdave88 December 17, 2008

parallelogram

A group of four or more paraplegics.

They tend to roam around eateries and fat people, taunting them by going faster than them even without usable legs.

Dude, let me in!

There's a parallelogram after me!

Hide the Ho-ho's!

by Xildra October 22, 2009

parallel masturbation

The act of two friends sharing porn and thereby masturbating to the same material. Gay.

Mitch: Dude, you can have my porn if you want.

Brian: No thanks. I don't believe in parallel masturbation.

by The PC Doctor December 25, 2009

pearly penile papules

These are normal small white bumps that sometimes occur around the rim of the head of the penis on uncircumcised guys. They call them "pleasure bumps" and say they are really sensitive.

penis glans uncircumcised pearly penile papules

by dillaboi6 January 4, 2012

Parallel Universe

The excuse given to any and all things unexplained but still true.....Actually we can blame CERN for this one. Similar to the Mandela Effect but on a personal scale that effects only you. Can be used literally or figuratively depending on your mindset and willingness to out yourself as a believer in the theory.

John blames being thrown into a parallel universe as to why his professor didn't get his email. The John in THIS universe never sent it.

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

Parallel

One kick-ass fortnite team that hits the most insane shots in Fortnite.

Man, I wish I could join Parallel.

by flexdpsd June 26, 2019