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paki-man 

when you are fucking a white girl from behind and you fake the cum. you spit on her asshole so she thinks you came. but you really cum in your hand and when she turns around to tell you how much she loves you, you splatter the jism on her forehead. precisely between her eyes, just like a paki dot. top it off with "were married bitch"
i am gonna paki-man your mom
paki-man by myles j-stain February 25, 2009

Paki as Fuck 

An act that would only be acceptable in a country inhabited by pakis, and inconceivable in any country with any form of sensible enforced laws, rules and regulations.
Oh my god, look at this idiot driving this truck, its overloaded to hell and on two wheels. Thats paki as fuck!
Paki as Fuck by NumbDigger1993 October 3, 2019

Paki assworm 

Smaller than a Chinese Lund very slim and tapered
Paki assworm is a small muzloid pecker which is used for grooming little children.
The 3 inch paki assworm is also used on their infant sisters.
“Pull your Paki assworm out your sister you bhenchod”
It is designed small to fit in an ass that way their sisters remained unspoiled for marriage.

Paki Dick 

A term used for your penis when it is exposed to cold conditions. This is due to the temporarily small size which your penis adopts
Guy1: "Jesus the sea is freezing"
Guy2: "Tell me about it i just got Paki Dick!"
Guy1: "Better go warm up before it becomes permanent!"
Paki Dick by Rastaman36 May 17, 2009

paki booties 

weird camel skin boots with elf like loops on the toes.
sometimes a bell is fashioned on them.
that towel head has some killer paki booties
paki booties by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006

Paki Ladder 

A "ladder" consisting of two or more people, usually pakis, standing on each other's shoulders. Can be used when one does not have access to a "real" ladder, or when one is simply too stingy to buy one.
JOHN: "How can i get my ball back? It's stuck in that tree and i don't have a ladder."

ABDUL: "Don't worry John, we'll just make a paki ladder!"
Paki Ladder by fuckthepopo123 August 12, 2012