Paint your Wagon

The act of a severe beatdown or defeat, In that normal saying aren't quite good enough to describe them.

"Dude, you better step off before i paint your wagon"
"We had an awesome group for our 3's on the court... but we got our wagon painted by those 6' pros from downtown."

by Blenny-Shoes August 5, 2009

Paint Chips

A fun snack, especially for children that are products of inter-family realationships and philip.

Cletis' son love to eat paint chips.

by Greg December 5, 2003

paint hawaii

To ejaculate on someone, frequently used in combination with a body part.

Yo I want to paint hawaii on her face!

by henry xxx August 18, 2007

paint the pickle

For a male to have a female or another male lick his penis up and down as if he or she were painting something really long with their tongue.

Tom asked Fred to paint the pickle last night in bed.

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

Paint job

-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.

-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet

“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 25, 2019

Paint Brush

(verb)
The term used to describe the action of brushing ones cock up and down against the outside of a womans vagina. Often used in conjuction with the "Tip Game" in which the head of the cock is dipped slightly into the vagina. i.e. Brush, Brush, Dip in for more paint,Brush ,Brush.

Call me Pablo Picasso because I'm here to Paint Brush

by Diddypop/Daddy May 1, 2008

paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.

"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"

by IfixYourass August 4, 2017