Piglet

A man who let's a piggy obese girl, have her way with him.

Bobby proved to be a true piglet when he let Kandy satisfy herself while he pretended to be asleep.

by MC LUX January 14, 2015

palette cleanser

When you have bad sex with someone and have to find someone else hot to sleep with to get the bad sex out of your memory.

I slept with Jim/Jane this weekend, it was so bad now I need a palette cleanser.

by crumich17 February 23, 2017

patting the piglett

the femine answer to choking the chicken

"I was patting the piglett all afternoon and missed my biology class."

by catty the b.i.g April 15, 2009

pagget

a fag that has a pag

a guy has a pag and he screws a another guy that has a pag and is a pag so they are paggets

by pagggeeettt June 5, 2009

piglet

A small pink and short penis, even when erect, it still stands at a mere 4 inches tall at its best.

"Omg girl, his package was more like a PIGLET!"

by MtothARiA November 3, 2009

Mean Pallet

A term used in logistics to describe the centre of gravity of all pallets carrying (or not) carrying goods worldwide. Due to the absence of a GPS tracker on most pallets, this is a quantity (expressed as a latitude and longitude) that can only be estimated.

Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.

(From a postdoctorate textbook in applied logistics):-

'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'

by mids99 July 10, 2010

Piglet

1) The Pig from "Whinnie-The-Pooh"
2) Another word for a small penis
3) A baby pig

1: My favorite character from Whinnie-The-Pooh is piglet

2: That guy is such an asshole, i bet he's so uptight because of his piglet

3: i have a new piglet on my farm

by pigletpiglet May 12, 2010