cocoa pops

Small balls of poo that collect in ones arse hair. The cause of this is unknown, but is suspected to be shoddy wiping.

Micheal: "last night i had some cocoa pops so deeply inbedded in my arse hair that i had to remove it with scissors.

by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007

Retard-Pops

The really retarded people that are in every school, and who are also popular. See chav, hottie, popular kid.
These people act like they know it all and act like they are hard when they are weak little pussys... Nobody likes then about from their own little "crew" because like treat everyone like dirt but except to be treated like a king or queen in return.

(*) IN EVERY SCHOOL, YEARGROUP, YOU WILL COME ACROSS!
(*) WHATEVER ANYBODY SAYS, THE POPULAR PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS RETARD-POPS!!

THE RETARD-POPS IN AN AMEICAN SCHOOL
Kelly: Like, OMG sistah! I am like, soooooo not inviting jenny to my parteeeeeee because she is soooo lameeeeeee
Stacy: Yar! i know excatly what you meaaaaan sistaaaaah
Kevin: Kelly, will you make outttttt with meeeeeeeeee
Kelly: nooooooo babeeee, i told yah, we are taking it slowleeeeeeee!!
Stacy: okaaaaaaay then, I will liiiiike make out witttttt yooooooouuuuu theeeenn kevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Kevin: (mwah mwah)

RETARD-POPS IN AN ENGLISH SCHOOL
Mika: letz go cruisin rownd da town in dis badboi CHAZA
Chaza: kkz sxc mika letz go happy slap som gayz bbz
Mika: kk dat shud b funnn
Chaza: yersh i know

THE RETARD RETARD BACKSTABBERS IN ENGLAND:
Ljfoei: omg i am such a lil slut i h8 myself so much
me: ok
Ljfoei: im such a liar and a backstabbing bitchy hoe will u forgive me
me: no
Ljfoei: wWHYYYYyyyy :'(
me: cus i dont like you
Ljfoei: ok

by briiz September 1, 2006

dirty pops

The act of poping ones fingers on another ones shoulder while trying to hurt them, cause them pain or knock them over. See also 'Pops'

Ouch, those dirty pops hurt like a mother!

by r3L4x August 23, 2003

alco pops

After a night of drinking, the next morning you are continuously farting, nonstop!

Hey bro, I've had alco pops all fucking morning!

by Joe rubin January 17, 2008

Chicky poo pops

M&ms mixed with pops with a chicky poo spinkle on top.

Chicky poo pops sprinkle with m&ms and pops cereal

by Hamsterpupswee May 11, 2011

smeegly pops

Smeegly pops is a bitch or women you can mack on

yo are there going to be some smeegly pops at the party i cant spit at?

by A Killa March 10, 2008

sir pops alot

the rank one achieves after popping a specified number of zits:

1. 10 regular zits
2. 5 megazits
3. 2 pimple domes

Cody: "Oh boy! I just popped 5 megazits at the same time!"
Tom: "that's great sir pops alot"

by heythewhat February 10, 2012