Bear policy

Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit

because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).

Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?

by Sexydimma May 16, 2022

transitional governmental policy

(n.) Making stuff up, pretending it matters, then changing your mind later.

in high school...
zac: "wanna go out???"
Renee: "I dunno, im getting married to Jake Veber"

at JFK airport...
zac: "wanna go out???"
Renee: "sure, that marriage was onvy a transitional governmental policy..."

by zacharydestasolomon January 31, 2022

Privacy Policy

A clever trick made up by companies to get information out of you

Company: Do you wish to review our Privacy Policy?

User: No

by ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ April 20, 2022

Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 × 1 is always equal to 32 , but 33 × 1 does not equal 32 . My teacher tought me this lesson last year at 1st grade

I math policy your big head every day , Jamie Fredrick .

by Mathpolicyguy November 19, 2020

Jinaist Policies

Regulations of the metric system planning system plan to invest your actions in the right probability. Gambling risk are an extreme factor in policies. Has a 70% chance of winning bets from dealers. He can benefit from investment from other individuals if they qualify as religious deciphers. Mutual funding everyday to regulate the right conduct and principles of JINAS.

Kahiem : Can you spare any quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies to regulate my metric system ?

Customer:*Thumbs Up*

Customer: Here's .35 cent take it and go take care of yourself

.35 can include savings that can make a share of more than 7 %

Investor: Remember Be careful out there

Jinaist policies has to be regulated on a daily basis it's the power of one 🕐

by Jinaist Policies April 2, 2021

The ageless policy

This term is used only for the most shit-tacular bands. it can also be used to describe a homosexual.

that guy loves the sausage he is such an ageless policy

by woulja blowme September 15, 2004

Lectern policy

A political policy that can be defined in 3 or 4 words that can fit on the front of the lectern, mostly applicable to the UK where is goes on the front of the No 10 lectern

"stay at home", "stop the boats" or the latest from Starmer "fixing the foundations" all appeared on the lectern at No 10 as the lectern policy

by the canceledone August 31, 2024