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Bear policy

Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit

because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).
Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?
by Sexydimma May 16, 2022
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News distortion policy

Sounds like a good policy to me.
Hym "Yeah, I mean, he wants to repeal it because they are 'deliberately distorting factual news' to keep the guy who designed the LLM from getting the credit he deserves and the money and to get him to murder children. The news distortion policy sounds like a good policy and you need to sanction the shit out of these motherfuckers. Sanction their asses all the way to the bank. Sanction them like Russian oil."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
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Rando Policy

The policy defining whether a random date/hookup (not a consistent partner) is allowed to be brought to an event comprising of long-term friends or family.
Yo! Ed's asking what's the rando policy for Feather's bday party? Dude's an acquired taste, his last rando was a trainwreck!
by narwaaaaaal March 5, 2024
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Policy

Nope. Not true. The contract states explicitly that I won't be making any 'broad, sweeping policy changes and would allow the government to function as it was intended.' These policies just wouldn't apply to me under the auspices of the Legal Exemption Clause.
Hym "And I was telling them earlier that I would be willing to amend the compliance clause but, in seeing how much effort you are willing to expend in slow walking the mechanism by which I would enact my will, I'm not so sure. Policy on the otherhand would be up to you. At least until someone violates one of the clauses in a manner that I would consider egregious, at which point that someone would likely not be passing any policy from that point on."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2025
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Border-blind policies

ethical standards a company holds for anyone in a company, regardless of their location.
The distributor was held to border-blind policies of the manufacturer, or else their rights to distribute would be terminated.
by Laurie Means Business January 26, 2014
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privacy policy and terms of service.

To be honest who reads this you just scroll past, even the game designers make it possible to skip it as fast as possible.
did you just actually read the privacy policy and terms of service.
by dhkjefcyncnehjsdf May 11, 2022
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