zacharydestasolomon's definitions

matrixy

(n.) Having a place not found in nature

His brain was matrixy and not selfish

by zacharydestasolomon December 23, 2023

boypussy

(n.) A gay man

Zac: "Son, you are a boypussy."
Abbiy: "Come and play."
Michael: "But for Tigray, Abbiy."
Zac: "Why have you pained me so, Abbiy?"

by zacharydestasolomon January 11, 2023

deepfake

(n) when you thought you seal'd the deal but find out it's a "NO!"

Whatta deepfake!!

by zacharydestasolomon December 8, 2021

edgefag

(n.) someone who tries to look like they have opinions, individual, and self-determination but just follows the crowd

I tried rewatching reruns of The Fairly OddParents but Jake called me an edgefag.

by zacharydestasolomon January 23, 2022

transitional governmental policy

(n.) Making stuff up, pretending it matters, then changing your mind later.

in high school...
zac: "wanna go out???"
Renee: "I dunno, im getting married to Jake Veber"

at JFK airport...
zac: "wanna go out???"
Renee: "sure, that marriage was onvy a transitional governmental policy..."

by zacharydestasolomon January 31, 2022

softy skills

(n.) skills used for living in society, necessary to live with the scumlic at large.

At the University Club I used my softy skills to get myself a job working as a janitor under Renee.

by zacharydestasolomon February 3, 2022

societycuck

(n.) someone willing to do vatava society vills...

Byron thought he would get promoted by giving Merhawi a hummer but his mother raised too less of a societycuck.

by zacharydestasolomon April 17, 2023