PMS

Stands for pre-marital sex

2 people having sex before marriage
"Dude. Have sex with her."
"No, man. I'm against PMS."
by batmahn May 17, 2010
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Pissy Male Syndrome is an epidemic. It's sweeping this nation and soon, the world. It's your guy's "time of the month". He gets pissy and short with you during 1 week of the month. It's becoming more and more common, so beware: there is no cure or treatment!
His PMS is worse than MINE!!
by GodandJesus November 12, 2010
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Pink Muffin Soldiers. A gang of hard-core females whose first set started in the Chicagoland area but is also known on the West Coast. They run the blokk and represent where ever necessary. Pink Muffins ride under the 5 point star and are stone folk killas
Don't fuck w/ that girl, cos she down with PMS and her girls will come through and fukk you and your momma up
by Miss Rain Ladi May 28, 2009
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If you're reading this, then I didn't make it. This is my only way to speak to the public about this transformation of a girl to a beast. Once you confront someone with PMS, you can't turn your back. Major moodswings (one minute: "I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" another minute: "I really love you!"), and annoyance and that stuff.

Again, if you're reading this, I didn't make it out of the wrath of PMS. (Oh, and I think PMS stands for "Pre-Menstrual Syndrome"
If you confront someone with PMS, I wish you a very good luck.
by ~C February 22, 2009
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OH NO! She has PMS! RUUUUUUN!!!!
by Your pseudonym is now mine September 12, 2009
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A woman's excuse for acting like a bitch, but an insult when accusing them for having it.
During these times where they become Ultra Bitch, they will: consume random things and people, eyes will turn blood red, mouths will foam, talons will grow, show their hatred for man, and wreak havoc for the sake of 'they can' because it is considered an excuse. Women will scream, growl, snarl, bark and possibly devour you whole, and say "sorry I have PMS" afterwards.

CAUTION: Stay away from all women with PMS, if you hear a growl... run. Run as far as you can.
guy: "Hey wassup?"
girl: *ROOOOOAAAR*
guy: "Oh God! She's infected!"
girl: *chases boy and eats him whole*
guy: *dead*
girl: "I'm f*^%ing sorry I have PMS"
by Pedro A January 24, 2008
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To take out the anger caused by mother nature on the ones who love you.
by Leon Phelps September 09, 2004
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