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lisa my platypus is so sore from fucking nick last night
by azn boy99 February 16, 2009
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Salty Platypus

When eating a sweaty obese cunt's pussy , the "sweaty obese cunt's" fupa slowly runs down her body. Releasing all of the salty, shit smelling, moldy, slime that has been harboring in the fat rolls for many years. As the salty liquid drips down her puddling molded body, you get a fantastic taste of the marinated Zaxby's fried chicken and jigaboo cum of the obese cunt's chunky liquid.
Wow John, I can't believe that you stopped tossing my salad after I gave you some of my Salty Platypus dressing.
by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019
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Perry the platypus

A very good looking thing that look like a duck thing with a fedora who destroys inator machines from doofenshmirtz.
Perry the platypus what are u doing here?
Hey wheres perry?
by Meme minecraftter 69 December 10, 2019
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platypus

A sexual move which involves the female placing two pringles in her mouth making a duck bill. the man then smashes the pringles to pieces with his cock and the girl piles them all on her tongue, then the man cums on them, and the girl swallows the soupy mixture.
Dude Hayley and i had the best platypus last night!!
by platypussy40 September 3, 2013
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platypus

Look at that platypus! She is such a skank.
by Kindergardenduh January 28, 2011
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platypuspiss

Platypuspiss is a hot tiktoker with over 200k likes on TikTok. Platypuspiss makes very good content and you should follow her!! She made a really bad fanfiction about Armin and Shrek but we don't talk about that.. :( She also has a pisskink #pisskinkandproud
platypuspiss is so hot
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platypuspiss is my favorite TIKTOKER

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by platypuspiss July 14, 2021
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Platypussy

A woman whoms snatch reminds you on a platypuss
holy shit dude, did you see that platypussy?! that thing definetly belongs on national geagraphic
by wikitwikit April 24, 2010
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