paper hat

someone who works in the illustrious fast food industry

High school kids and losers with GED's are typically paper hats.

by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hotel September 10, 2007

paper hornet

A piece of tightly rolled paper bent in half lengthwise and shot from a rubber band "slingshot style".

I was sitting in math class when Jimmy shot a paper hornet at the back of my head and now I have a huge welt.

by CrazyMan June 6, 2004

Paper clip

A metal clip that holds paper together.

Chas. Manson: Son, what is that in your hand?

Son of Sam: It's a clipper that goes on paper.

Chas. Manson: You don't mean...

Son of Sam: Yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by George Washington. He used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.

Chas. Manson: Damn!

Son of Sam: Did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? He was tight, man.

Chas. Manson: I think you missed the Urban Dictionary point here: use 'paper clip' in a sentence.

Son of Sam: Prick.

by Richard Halliburton November 1, 2007

Paperclip

The act of two men having buttsex at the same time.

Dude, I totally walked in on Matt and Brian paperclipping.

by Startron456 December 3, 2009

paper ass gasket

paper barrier used in public restrooms when you sit to take a poop

where are the paper ass gaskets at?

by jessie calderon October 26, 2003

plaped

Extremely intoxicated, to the point of plapedness. See trashed, shit-faced, etc.

Dude, I'm gonna get PLAPED tonight!

by Durandal_7 March 25, 2007

Legendary Paper

1. paper or documents from a legendary or famous person.

2. paper or documents you wrote for a really long time and it's awesome.

3. a really good drawing that you put all of your life into and it took forever.

4. a book or short story you read that took a long time and has an extraordinary storyline and ending.

1. I just saw the Legendary Paper Julius Caesar wrote.

2. finally i am done with my term Legendary Paper.

3. I am finally done with my Legendary Paper samurai drawing!!!!!!!!

4. I'm done with harry potter 2 it is a Legendary Paper

by dancinboy49 May 21, 2010