Pointer

A person from Verplanck, New York that can be identified by their lack of teeth and extremely large foreheads.

Those pointers, their fire boat's engine got lost in the quarry!

by buchananrocks December 5, 2012

Pinterest

God

At church,while on cell phone looking things up on pinterest
"Our father who art in the internet,

Hallowed be thy name,
Thy ideas come,

And will be done

Here as they are online,
Give us this pin, our daily images,
and forgive us for our constant posts,

As we forgive those that comment against us,

And lead us not into screen addiction,

And deliver us from Google images

For divine is the device,
The WiFi and the battery power,
For as long as the battery lasts,

Amen.

by Anonymouse🐀 November 23, 2018

Pintervention

When an intervention is needed to drag your wife off pintrest.

This is the 25th day in a row, it's time for a pintervention.

by AUB_JT October 9, 2011

three pointer

n. a piss and a shit. Number 1 plus number 2 equals 3.

Dude, man, I gotta take a three pointer.

by tneveca August 27, 2009

Austrian Painter

Substitute for "Hitler". Used on YouTube, facebook and other social media platforms who seem to have no grasp of what "historical" or "satirical" means. And no, neo-nazis don't get to use this excuse.

Person 1: Remember that famous meme of wide Putin walking?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Now we have wide Austrian Painter walking.
Person 2: Austrian Painter? Who cares abo-... Oh, wait... I get it.

by mancyclopediac July 21, 2022

printer hijacking

At college in dorm rooms lots of people have wireless printers. You can print off of anyone's printer and they will never know who printed. Printing naughty things is particularly amusing.

"Hey Josh, your printer is spitting out an image of a woman getting boned by a horse!"

"Jesus, I'm a victim of printer hijacking!"

"Haha, gotcha!"

by TypicalChazz October 17, 2011

pointer finger

The finger you use whilst accusing somebody of something.

You stole all my money you slut! *points pointer finger*

by not your real dad May 3, 2016