me la pelas

Mexican lingo to express superiority on some one else's face, especially after said person announces an achievement; possibly equivalent to the English expression "suck on that!"

guy: saqué una B en el examen! // I got a B on the test!
cooler guy: yo saqué B+, me la pelas! // I got a B+, suck on that!

by Wytchkraft_corp April 21, 2015

peasants

Non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.

Fangirl: "But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants"

by huntingsmauglock August 20, 2012

Rest in Peas Burger

A specialized burger that comes with peas!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Rest in Peas Burger, it comes with peas!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

whirled peas

SEE: SWIRLED PEAS
A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...
as I contemplated the bumper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.

It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!"

"I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."

FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... WHIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whispered:) I see dead people."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

Dead Peasant

Dead Peasant Policy: a life insurance policy that employers can own as the beneficiary in case their employee dies.
This immoral and unethical practice by many large corporations was unknown to the average American worker until the film maker Michael Moore popularly exposed its existence and wide spread abuse at the turn of the 21st century.

Hey my fields will not get plowed if my peasants suddenly die and my crops rot. I need insurance on my dead peasants. Hey, then I can make even more money if I deny my peasants health care and work them to death.

by SpottedBlueDog October 5, 2009

perplexing pegasus

A word used to define those who are extra stunned and somewhat lit ya know. Its like that bitch named stacey who thinks shes the shit.

Im so lit im perplexing pegasus

by Schaafer August 18, 2017

frozen peas

Hard nipples that are obviously visible through a women's shirt.

Did you just see those frozen peas?
Yeah, she should put a sweater on.

by mellieo February 16, 2008