penis guillotine

when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine

Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine

by rickstalentedtongue June 4, 2008

nigga penis

A nigga's penis. Therefore a nigga penis.

Bruh. look at that nigga penis.

by Droggu May 18, 2019

penis gallery

In a chatroom, 'the penis gallery' are the group who can be counted on to twist any conversation south of the border.

It was an emotive conversation until the penis gallery chirped in with their inevitable blatant double entendre.

by Mo Dixley September 16, 2005

Penis

a common mispelling of pennies.

Spelling Bee director: Ok, now spell the word "Pennies"
17 year old: P-E-N-I-S
Crowd: HAHAHHAHAH what a stupid dumbass, he spelled PENIS!
Spelling Bee director: Get out! For using such vulgarity and profanity in your speech, YOU're A DISSAPOINTMENT to your parents and to future generations who want to learn and prosper!!
17 year old: WAHHHHHHHHHHH.

by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN October 2, 2019

Penis Monkey

The act of surgically attaching an 8+ inch male Homo Sapien penis to a monkey, (preferably a chimpanzee) and then dubbing said monkey a "Penis Monkey".

Did you hear about the Zoo's new attraction? It's a Penis Monkey!

by Johnny Asswipe IV July 9, 2020

Trump Penis

A penis that is orange and has a shitty cut thats probably from Super Cuts.

Girl 1: He had Trump Penis!
Girl 2: Ew that shits disgusting!

by konvviii February 9, 2017

strep penis

when a man receives oral sex from a women with strep throat, the reaction from the bacteria causes a fungus on a mans pee pee. be warned, be careful

I have strep penis because she had strep throat when she gave me head

by All natural Snapple March 21, 2010