poached egg

when a guy sticks his ballsack into another guys asshole and then jerks off on his back.

Paul gave Rubin a poached egg. He loved it.

Desmond had a hard day at the office so Curtis gave him a poached egg.

by IamChainSaw March 20, 2010

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poached eggs

When a man dips his balls in a woman's hot wet vagina.

My girl wanted to try something new in bed so I showed her what poached eggs are. She squealed with excitement.

by jbone80 October 10, 2008

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poached egg

The act of throwing up into a vagina.

"I had too much to drink before I went down on my girlfriend. Let me tell you, that was one runny poached egg."

by Andy October 15, 2004

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peaches and pink hearts

A way of describing a mushy boyfriend, i.e; one who likes watching sappy romantic chick flicks with his girlfriend and cries at the end.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you hear what <insert name here> did last night? He was watching Sex and the City with his girlfriend!

Guy 2: Really? I thought he was cool. Didn't pin him to be the peaches and pink hearts sort!

by TopRaman November 21, 2011

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Peaced

To drink excessively and get black-out drunk.

Karen played liquor pong last night and got totally peaced

by mr.peaced September 25, 2011

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peaches

A nice person, replacing Hun or Honey.
NOT refuring to tim lanners.

Matt: hey peaches
Holly: hey peaches
Taylor: hey peaches
Daryl: hey peaches
Hans: hey peaches
Jake: hey peaches
Jon; ...
Erik: ...
TIMMY : rawrr you guys are such peachesss
Everyone: we all hate tim.
Tim:no everyone hates daryl
everyone: no we think we hate youuuu tim.

Daryll's the peaches

BYE THE WAYYY, Peaches are Wicked Crispy

by Daryl Hart March 22, 2008

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