pat your stats

IN BRIEF: An act of bragging or being selfishly concerned about your own accomplishments. Stats is also short for statistics.

Don't pat your stats. It's not all about yourself. But the real world obviously shows different.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 31, 2010

Pat_Robertson

A Wannabe Regis Philbin impersonator that thinks it's ok to be to a homophobic judgemental prick of an old man, that judges a boy that likes art and poetry and hanging around with girls as "friends" as being a "possible gay".

With 10 Votes Mr Robertson.. YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK.....GOODBYE! *plays the walk of shame music as Pat walks of the stage and the camera cuts to his weazened old face as he bitterly says :"It so much... *wheeze* possible that yer son could be...*low gutteral gasp* gay....Ohhhh He's gonna get his time in the lake of fire...AWWWWW *falls over and the screen goes to the sign off bars*

by The Insultinator January 11, 2004

Pat Sharp

God of the 80's with his famous mullet and TV show "Fun House". Now is a D-Star due to his lack of a mullet.

"Fun House, a whole lotta fun, prizes to be won, FUN HOUSE!"

by Mister Ignorant May 4, 2004

Pat Boone

Racist rhyming slang for a black person

Check out that Pat Boone breaking into that car

by maxxxito August 15, 2008

Pat Robertson

The Christian version of the suicide bomb, i.e. Taking a dump on someone's titties and wiping it off with pages of the Bible

do you really need one? oh screw using the word Pat Robertson in a sentence!

I gave someone a Pat Robertson.

by Apkin November 26, 2007

Pat Robertson

An embarrassment to conservative Christians everywhere.
Robertson is constantly firing off inflammatory statements, overdramatizing revelant issues and making up others. His abrasive attitude towards sinners drives further away from Christ and further towards damnation. Plus, he advocates a twisted theology that tells Christians they should take over the world and oppress nonbelievers. Jesus never advocated that.
The worst part of Robertson's teachings is the way the secular Left uses them to present a carictured pictured of evangelicals. The American people are scared into hating evangelicalism and supporting secularism, and the Left maintains its stranglehold on American culture.

Who are you?
I'm an evangelical.
So that means you're like Pat Robertson?
HECK NO!!

by Anonymous debunker of myths January 20, 2009

Pat Buchanan

Principled paleoconservative who supports smaller government and opposes interventionist wars. Would NOT shake George W. Bush's hand and say, "Great job." Once said to impeach Bush for not enforcing immigration laws. Would make a great President. Opposes outsourcing.

Pat Buchanan would deport the illegals, end our deficit spending, and get us out of Iraq if he were President.

by VinceSavage February 6, 2008